The Curse of Gifts

‘This is for you.  I know you were pining for a pair of white shoes.  So I bought you one.’, From a big-hearted relative

Yay! My first pair of white shoes and I totally love it…NOT!!

Strictly speaking for myself, I wouldn’t be as much delighted as I would’ve been if I bought it myself.  Am I looking like a gift horse in the mouth? Hell yes! What did you expect? Now I’ll have to find another excuse to buy THE pair of shoes I’ve set my heart on! You are so kind to even think of me but I hate to tell you that all white shoes aren’t the same!

Now, if I buy another pair of white shoes, of my choice, I’d be looked upon as an ungrateful sod.  To hell with it!

Next time you want to offer me a present please consider CASH.  It’d be much appreciated.  Thank you!

Daisy Who?

Who the hell is Hey-Boys-My-Boobs-are-fake-and-I-Need-A-Boyfriend? Besides being another blonde bimbo who’s tryna prove that there are men out there who wouldn’t look past ‘my fake boobs’?

I mean, seriously? Imagine all the other ditched Bret-Michaels-wanna-be-girlfriends come up with their own reality TV show to find love? Oh please spare us the horror, will ya?!

What wouldn’t they do for publicity! All the other shows with the similar plot – find me love – should be shelved and be forgotten.

We don’t want any more mediocrity! Get to work producers and come up with fresh ideas like HBO’s Brave New Voices!

The First Bitchy Log (B-Log)

Bottling up pure hatred, unspoken frustrations and withheld temper can lead to serious psychological problems. With the uprise of blogs I, the Evil Twin, would like to join this virtual world where lies and deceptions are easily accepted, where truths and confessions are laughed at.

Why not join the circus and let the Evil twin has her say?

Yes, I’m a woman, whose thoughts, sometimes, border on insanity and subsequently results in irregular behavior.

Would you bet that there are more crazy women than crazy men in this fast-paced world?

I would put a stop to my chatter at this present minute before my sane self takes over and delete this post! I’ll be back. Watch this space you dimwits!

I’m out!